‘The Hills’ Learns About Trust and We Learn About Nana
Audrina and Lauren pretend to patch things up, and we meet the woman indirectly responsible for Spencer and Stephanie's existence.
Posted 11/25/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
Audrina Freaks, Lauren Cries, and ‘The Hills’ Delivers
After a lackluster season, 'The Hills' delivers a screechy, mascara-ruining episode. Thank God.
Posted 11/18/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Gives Us a Quickie Existential Crisis
Now that they've announced a fifth season, will we be recapping this nonsense forever? Actually, don't answer that.
Posted 11/11/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Gives Us the Male-Model Action We Deserve
This week's episode brings us back to sweet little Whitney — who's picking up dudes in crappy NYC bars.
Posted 11/04/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Unemployment Rate on the Rise
That's right: Someone loses her fake job this week! But it's not the recession that does her in: It's tequila.
Posted 11/03/08 in The Cut
Over the Hills
Whitney Port Channels Lauren Conrad, Wants to ‘Help People’
Which is why she signed on to star in 'Hills' spinoff 'The City'!
Posted 10/28/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Will Pretty Much Always Be There for You
Audrina's totally, completely, 100 percent done with Justin Bobby. Riiiiight.
Posted 10/21/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Relocates to Cabo
In this week's episode, the gang hops on their private jet and heads down to a mansion in Cabo — a lush new setting for the same old drunken drama.
Posted 10/14/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
Audrina Heats Up ‘The Hills’
In this week's episode, our supporting heroine takes center stage by going topless. Of course.
Posted 10/07/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Needs a Peace Accord
In this week's episode, Heidi makes an earnest plea for reconciliation with Lauren. You can imagine how that went over.
Posted 09/30/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
Stephanie and Doug Are the Center of ‘The Hills’ Universe
And their (not so) secret lust for one another grosses us out.
Posted 09/23/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
Lauren Ditches ‘The Hills’ — and We Are Entertained!
L.C. is vacationing in Italy, which means the supporting characters are running the show this week. And? It's actually good.
Posted 09/16/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Knows No Economic Drama
Another week, another head trip into the un-reality of Lauren Conrad's world.
Posted 09/09/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘Hills’ Doubleheader: Audrina and Lauren Finally Talk, OMG.
In this week's second episode, the girls get the mascara all over the place. Obviously.
Posted 09/09/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
A Double Dose of ‘The Hills’
MTV blessed us twice as much this week, especially in giving us a blowout "let's totally implode in Vegas" episode.
Posted 09/02/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
‘The Hills’ Gets Its Very Own Yenta
In an episode much improved from last week's snoozer, Whitney goes to New York and Kelly Cutrone multitasks like a power bitch.
Posted 08/26/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
Drama on ‘The Hills’ Strangely Akin to That of Middle East
Episode two of the latest season was a waste, save for some current-events analysis from the one and only Spencer Pratt.
Posted 08/21/08 in The Cut
Run Through
Whitney Port to Leave People’s Revolution?
Rumor has it she'll strike out on her own in season four of the 'Hills' to do in-house PR for an unknown designer.
Posted 08/19/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
When You’re in ‘The Hills,’ You'll Never Be Friends
The new season of 'The Hills' premiered last night, and we could finally breathe for the first time.
Posted 08/18/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
Heidi Montag Compares Herself to Jesus, Prompt Us to Consider ‘Hills’ Boycott
She and her 'Hills' castmates need to stop taking themselves so seriously.
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